• *woman gets killed in a somewhat brutal fashion*
  • tumblr: OH MY GAWD PATRIARCHY URGH THE WRITER'S ARE EVIL MISOGYNIST AND SEXIST HOW DARE THEY OUTRAGE META META
  • *man gets tortured in a highly sexualized manner with hints at castration for what could be weeks on end*
  • tumblr: ....
  • tumblr: ....
  • tumblr: *crickets*
  • tumblr: ...well this is okay, because it evens the score.

m0thra:

don’t even get me started about how creepy Ooccas are

“but we are not men” is still the worst thing they’ve ever written

  • Roose Bolton: Your sister is
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  • Roose Bolton: alive
  • Jaime Lannister: thanks for that u piece of shit

Book Loras: When the sun has set, no candle can replace it.

Show Loras: lol lets fuck and I’ll tell you a super guarded secret while we’re at it

  • me before tumblr: feminists don't hate men, the only people who say that are trying to falsely discredit them
  • me after tumblr: HA HAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA

norcaldillithbear:

Bad dragon cumtubes rock!

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE LIKES HORSE EBOOKS

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE LIKES HORSE EBOOKS

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE LIKES HORSE EBOOKS

invictustribe replied to your photo: This makes me uncomfortable

It will never be as good as that weird boat on wheels we got from the Kinder Egg that one time in college.

I bought like four Kinder Eggs and none of the toys are a fraction as good as that wheeled boat.